Huge

This little golden teddy bear can SPLIT with ease. You can or not? lol

Funniest experience in KTM today. Like wtf I can't believe it happened. Yeh so the story goes like this. Once the mini bus stopped in front of the train station, all the passengers got down. Including me lah. I saw everyone sorta like rushing. I was extremely slow and blur at that time. I didn't realize the train was already here. So, there's this really huge and fat lady in front of me. I saw her rushing through her way. I followed behind. OKAY this is the goddamn funny part. She ran towards the train and I heard the sound "Tii tii tii tii" indicating the doors are about to shut any second from now. Civilize people would step back and wait for the next. However not for this huge and fat lady. Hah. She gave no damn and she dashed for it. She bloody dashed okay to the closing doors. Can you imagine that. And the doors were soo close to her, it sorta like squashed her fats a little. Then she used both her very very muscular arms and pushed the doors to their respective sides. (it's like once of those supeheroes movies. hah!) I was right behind her watching her every moves. Fortunately, the doors re-open! HAHAHA. And I quickly hoped it. Gosh. So close, I tell you.

Off to study.
Till then!
ilya.