This evening when I went to my grams place for dinner, my aunt broke a news to us all (cousins and sisters). It's damn fucking funny, I find it. My grams place has 2 dogs actually. A male and a female. The male one is uh, nameless and the bitch is called Chelsea. Don't ask me why, I myself don't know who created the name. I reckon it's during the EPL season last year. Okay, anyways, last year the bitch gave birth to 4 puppies. Unfortunately all passed away within a month or so. Lack of nutrient or strength or maybe the bitch stepped on it, I don't know. Damn devastating okayy but nobody cried. HAHA. Everyone went awww-ing and showed pity laughs only. Haha.
Yesterday....
The bitch finally gave birth to 5 puppies again. Yes, damn bloody fertile, I tell you. Rofl. Again, one died yesterday. So left 4 puppies only. LOL. So we went to the backyard to check it out. Zomg, the puppies looked exactly like baby pandas. Black and white in color.
But you see, both Chelsea and the male dog are white in color. Serious. Pure chalky color. We sort of like, what the crap? Where the fuck the pups got the black color from. Then my aunt told us that Chelsea, the bitch actually went and mate with the neighbour's dog. Wtf. We called the dog Blackburn cause it's totally black in color okay. HAHAH.
What we drew from this was Chelsea is a damn bitchy bitch! She cheated on him okay. Motherfucker! Poor innocent dog.
While we were walking back home from my grams place, I saw a little malay guy around primary one or two standing in the middle of the road while gripping on his huge bike. I approached him and asked why is he there all alone. It was around 845pm that time. Then he pointed to two figures at a far distant and said, "Bang!". I turned around and saw a young malay guy helping an elderly chinese lady with her bags of groceries. I was kinda amazed by it actually.
So we waited for his Bang to return before we left him there all alone again. And his elder brother was like super young also. Aged around 11 or 12 years old if I'm not wrong. They were such helpful kids, I tell you. If I'm in their position, I'm not sure whether I'll do the same or not. We should be ashamed of ourselves actually.
Way to go, kids!
I skipped the 4 hours long talk in Taylor's today. It was titled City Survival Skills and it's specially for all female students. The title itself did not interest me so I skipped it. After all I was very very sick. My nose wasn't functioning the whole day okay. My inhaler was by my side the whole of today. Screw flu! Annoying thing. Betch!
And finally I'm someone's music library again. HAHAHAH. =P
Okay.Bye.
ilya. ((:
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