Thursday, November 20, 2008

Birthday Bitch.

Happy Birthday To You.

Happy Birthday To You.

Happy Birthday To ____________.

Happy Birthday To You!


It's dirty bitch's sweet seventeenth birthday today.
Brought her present right to her door step.
I really hope you like it okay. It took me some time to find it.
You know lah you're such a fussy pussy bitch. Teehee. :D
I hope you're getting wiser as you grow older and not the other way round.
I'd known this butthole since primary2 and I love her heaps ever since.
She may be irritating and annoying at times but THAT'S HER. That's so her!
I'd been living with it for like what, 9 years?
Yet not complainin
g.
hahahahhahahahhahaha.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN DIRTY STINKO BACTERIAFIED BITCH.
Ily.

Today during ChemistryIII I was daydreaming a lot.
After finishing the dumbfuck paper lah, obviously.
And I was thinking about Ah Bengs and Ah Lians.
Of all, why them? *wonders
They must have'd attracted me in a way or two.
I was amazed by their geekyness and nerdyness okay. Teehee. :D
And I noticed something.
These kinda people study damn a lot that their fingers resembles 5 PENCILS. No joke.
And for no particular reason, their fingers will shiver in a weird manner.
Besides that, their eyes are so small. And with the glasses it looked worst.
Forcing in too much words already.
Their face look so flat like an exercise book only.
With their awkward rectangular body shape, they look lik
e a walking fat reference book!
I'm serious but no offence people.
Last but not least they have hair style which belongs to last century one.
LOL.

Signing off folks.
IlyA.

4 comments:

|*Jasminetan*| said...

Ehhh. Bitch. Thanks a lot. I am freaking younger than you. *proud*proud* Hahahaha.

Jo-Lynn said...

Haha. Im younger at heart. :P

|*Jasminetan*| said...

Oh my. I just noticed you call me with so many names here. Shyt. Fair bitch, short bitch, 'tall' bitch, old bitch, cute bitch. Is there some more? Hahaha

Jo-Lynn said...

name all you want. hahaha